tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278781299059787050.post6135248034940288977..comments2023-06-25T11:02:26.095-04:00Comments on The man who told the World: these are the times that fry mens soulskabuki zerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278781299059787050.post-32663951055707689692013-03-25T02:54:41.353-04:002013-03-25T02:54:41.353-04:00We shall speak of the flying saucers no more.........We shall speak of the flying saucers no more......<br /><br />Zip it, Kabuki. You may have your green card but I am still on the down-low. LOLBoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14146490953445102554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278781299059787050.post-50963998273402841362013-03-13T16:20:35.167-04:002013-03-13T16:20:35.167-04:00Trust me, I also have a lighted freezer yet rarely...Trust me, I also have a lighted freezer yet rarely do I care to peruse over the frozen remains of old lovers... Anyway, I waited all day for the white smoke to reveal the name of kabuki zero as pope however my faith has let me down (once again)-perhaps when the queen retires......<br />-an admirer Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278781299059787050.post-82254595552566662772013-03-13T09:35:43.470-04:002013-03-13T09:35:43.470-04:00What a dissapointment. I thought kabuki was flying...What a dissapointment. I thought kabuki was flying kabuki's own private supersonic jet! What a dissapointment, may I repeat!<br /><br />*gets on flying saucer and sets off for Canadian artic desert*Jon DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18098174175428514740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278781299059787050.post-62079957168940837672013-03-13T04:03:38.712-04:002013-03-13T04:03:38.712-04:00I have spent years convincing MJ that a move to Am...I have spent years convincing MJ that a move to America would require an alien anal probe to try and keep the harlot up there where she belongs and now here you are luring her to our shores with promises of appliance magic.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278781299059787050.post-76566869175932244382013-03-12T15:41:22.983-04:002013-03-12T15:41:22.983-04:00kabuki has a lighted freezer. kabuki would sugges...kabuki has a lighted freezer. kabuki would suggest moving to Americakabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278781299059787050.post-59273638814662642542013-03-12T12:54:46.358-04:002013-03-12T12:54:46.358-04:00Why are there lightbulbs in refrigerators but not ...Why are there lightbulbs in refrigerators but not in the freezer compartment?<br /><br />The food in the freezer is less recognizable in frozen lump form than the food in the fridge.<br /><br />Isn't there more need to reverse this?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278781299059787050.post-15158219709670921852013-03-12T09:12:02.003-04:002013-03-12T09:12:02.003-04:00Where are the dangerous ducks?
We were promised d...Where are the dangerous ducks?<br /><br />We were promised dangerous ducks.<br /><br />I demand a refund.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278781299059787050.post-53945077443815493792013-03-11T14:14:26.425-04:002013-03-11T14:14:26.425-04:00I too feel that aliens have disrupted my timeline ...I too feel that aliens have disrupted my timeline and skewed it into an alternate reality television show and one I'm afraid will soon be cancelled due to low ratings.<br /><br />So I plead with God.<br /><br />Then I ponder.<br /><br />Isn't God just another alien?ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278781299059787050.post-69413218531025370912013-03-11T08:15:35.795-04:002013-03-11T08:15:35.795-04:00All crystal chandeliers must fit securely in the o...All crystal chandeliers must fit securely in the overhead bin, or beneath the seat in front of you. In the event of a lighting emergency, you will directed to the nearest electrician who will install the chandelier for you. If you are unwilling to pay for the installation, please tell the decorator and he will exchange his seat with yours so that the chandelier may be installed. The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278781299059787050.post-31648132129570874882013-03-10T23:14:39.582-04:002013-03-10T23:14:39.582-04:00I thought everyone had a crystal tote umbrella. Ma...I thought everyone had a crystal tote umbrella. Matching chucks are difficult to find though...<br />-an admirer Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com