the artistry of the over-talented re-post

Looking for backers for my new movie. Its a 'star trek meets shakespeare' tale of love and betrayal. I call it "Romulan and Juliet". No good? How about a "Wizard of Oz" remake with ben affleck (lion), matt damon (scarecrow), ian bagg(tin man) and steve martin (the wizard). Who would play dorothy? who cares - with that cast you could have a baloney sandwich play dorothy.  I am available for re-writes and such .

more talent than i need - kabuki zero
ps hey bagg - you owe me now. i could have said dane cook.

the violet sky re-post

working on my sitcom. tenatively 'the violet sky'. set in the future it features our star - kabuki zero. fresh out of interplanetary nursing school our star signs onto a travelling starship hospital looking for excitement and romance out among the heavens. Trouble is, kabuki accidentally signed on board a mental starship hospital  - travelling the cosmos while picking up and restraining all manner of sentient beings- albeit they are all crazy. Penned from a decidedly 'non-human' perspective, it offers fresh ideas and life-lessons to a jaded reality-schmaltz audience. And if you pirate my idea i shall track you down and pee in your house.

freshness - like the outdoors - kabuki zero