Just a quick note to update the quivering masses. On the extremely highway-like rt 40, currently stopped in Conway, AR. Perhaps I'll meet some twitty-birds,you just never know. Briefly - Tennessee - the good: Arby's urinal screens are emblazoned with Osama BinLadens' picture. The bad : kabuki saw the largest rebel flag ever, flying proudly over a business. i am talking 12 feet wide, on a 100 foot pole. kabuki was filled with disgust. Arkansas - the good: while driving next to fields of something kabuki was crop-dusted. I watched the plane make a pass, bank left over the highway and head back. kabuki pondered 'what are the chances it will pass directly over head? And what would the odds be that said plane would open it's jets a teensy bit early?' We know the answers, don't we fair readers? kabuki + birds + wordly goods all crop dusted. Had to roll the windows down to air out the cabin. This is the life of a megastar, so don't be so quick with the jealousy. Felix suggested it might be a CIA attempt to quiet kabuki's voice of reason. But kabuki will not be silenced so easily. kabuki has smelled worse at a Todd Rundgren concert. Anyway on to the bad: arkansas has the worst radio ever.
from christians telling me about my sinful friends (please try to be a little extra sinful. just for kabuki) to NPR going on and on and on about what kabuki cannot even remember. And a couple of country music stations thrown in for color. ick ick ick. Moving on, as kabuki wondered down the road kabuki's extra keen senses noticed something amiss in a field next to rt 40. Of course kabuki investigated. kabuki has trained for just such an event. Someone (or something) had taken all of the nearby cow patties and arranged them into pleasing geometric patterns. kabuki was on to something, and is here to announce to the world. KABUKI HAS DISCOVERED CRAP CIRCLES IN THE MIDWEST. kabuki advises everyone to stay tuned, updates as they occur. and now kabuki must rest, double locking the motel door just in case. kisseys