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Kabuki has no damn idea what it means. In a feeble attempt to salvage anything from today, kabuki applied muscle relaxers and what ever else might be appropriate to the insides of kabukis' digestive tract. kabuki needs to be reminded that a life of debauchery coupled with an extensive medical history of 'tightness' has made it extremely difficult to relax, sedate, tranquilize, etc the kabuki mindstream. kabuki pities the fool that slips kabuki a mickey. All that occured was a heightened interest in watching jewelry television, interspersed with naps. And by the way, Christian evangelical televangelist Jim Bakker is running out of mini-trampolines. (just sayin') If you want to bounce your way to fitness and godliness best to head over to church channel and order now. Not for kabuki. Muscle relaxers and trampolines sounds like a gas, but kabuki will refrain until someone is available to film the adventure.
So, what does it all mean dear reader? In a nutshell, neck hurts, friends missing, packing waiting, bouncing fun. And since kabuki napped off and on all day kabuki will probably be awake until thursday. dammit.