Is it time to calibrate kabuki's imagination?

kabuki was daydreaming, waiting for sleep to come. kabuki had moved west. kabuki was helping the local theatre by working as a wardrobe stylist - but only part-time. kabuki knew that to show up all the time would only result in some nincompoop hitting kabuki with the white-hot spotlight. Then kabuki would wax philosophically whether it was reasonable to trains wildebeests to use a littler box. Kabuki was going to have them hunt for and ingest tanzanite, which kabuki would sell in front on WalMart. (tanzanite girls say "hey") You see kabuki would realize the intestinal juices of the wildebeest would only heighten the beauty of the tri-chroic gemstone. Then kabuki would stop, walk off the stage, and slap the playwright into the fall season.

"Sheesh", kabuki said while departing, "Who writes this crap?"


  1. What has any of this got to do with you starring in the Palm Desert Civic Light Opera's production of "The Mikado"?

  2. The Mikado?

    I can't wait to hear you sing...

    "Three little maids from school are we
    Pert as a school-girl well can be"

  3. What ever your taking,, can I have some?

  4. I thought your were radical & fascinating in your musical- STREETCAR! So very Kabuki.

  5. Darling, I'm pining for you.

  6. On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
    Sang "Willow, titwillow, titwillow"