Monday

I will drink your cup of poison…


I will drink your cup of poison…

Unless it is a MacDonald’s frappe, because they are just plain nasty. So anyway, many people ask kabuki – they say “kabuki – you live a life of glamorous abandon, how do you do it?” Nosy little bastards (kabuki thinks to self). The answer is pure simplicity itself. De-clutter, pare down, have more by having less. Simplify. Of course that is not how kabuki does it, but you might give it a try. kabuki is not a role model, all kabuki needs is a run on kabuki wigs – and then my heaven is gone. But kabuki will let you in on the secret only because you are special to kabuki. Complete denial – kabuki lives a life of complete denial. Not saying kabuki denies self – that would just be ignorant. No no dear friend, kabuki pays no attention to distracting truths. Information that contradicts kabuki’s views or opinions are avoided and/or discounted. You would be amazed how much stress is avoided using this simple tenet. And it only becomes easier as you get better at denying the reality. Bonus – it tends to make people around you just a little more crazy! (I know – no down side) Feel free to shop around, but kabuki is sure you will return time and again to kabuki’s unique way of surviving. Some may even thrive, you get what you give. So give yourself permission to finally realize that you have been right all along. Unless you disagree with kabuki – in which case you are an idiot. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

On a completely different note kabuki was watching a missing persons show recently. It seems a 10 year old girl was missing. A young tow-headed lass, she was good in school, went to church, did volunteer work, and helped take care of the family’s horses. (kabuki thought ‘what a little angel’.) And she spent her spare time on her hobby – writhing. kabuki did not even know that writhing was considered a hobby. Kids these days. Anyway if you come across a little blonde girl writhing on the floor alert the authorities, because her folks want her back. Until next time - kisses

7 comments:

  1. excuse the formatting.microsoft word is being a dick.

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  2. I believe you may have mis-heard. I reasonably certain the television show was telling you that the girl's hobby was 'writing', not writhing.

    Of course I could be mistaken.

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  3. I, on the other hand, have no doubt whatsoever that she was a big ol' writher. Haven't you ever noticed serial killers and little girls who have disappeared are always described in the same manner?

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  4. I've been known to writhe AND gyrate at the same time!

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  5. Miss Janey will drink your milkshake. Then writhe. Then be in denial about it all.

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  6. i saw a child writhing after ingesting a mc donald's frappe. the child was somali, so i dismissed your toe-headed plea. was that wrong?

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    1. What did I just read

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