In Xanadu did kabuki a pleasure dome erect
A master carpenter has been assisting kabuki with the renovation work in the master bedroom. Kabuki was in for a small surprise when kabuki discovered that the window, which had been sheet-rocked over, was not nailed to the house. 'Just set it in place' the crazy ex-owner must have said, 'I am sure it will be fine'. Which kabuki finds out of character because everything else in this place is screwed, nailed, and glued. As if kabuki sat on exactly the fault line . Which kabuki does not. The fault line is two or three feet to the right of kabuki's house, to be sure.
Kabuki's neighbor lady has kindly offered kabuki 10 gallons of exterior house paint. The shade is called dark peach. She said kabuki could use it as interior primer, but kabuki thinks it would be better used to paint all of the palm trees in the neighbors yards. Because kabuki has a plan to get all liquored up and walk through every front yard in the community. As a sort of payback. When people complain kabuki shall bow, exit gracefully, and return in the still of the night to paint their trees dark peach. Kabuki has found no law against such behaviour. Kabuki may just be on the cutting edge of horticultural painting. And we all know what they say about whores and culture.