Someone who should know better left this collection of blue mayhem at my house. For safe-keeping. This is the world we live in people. Madness is king, and you know kabuki has wrecked his nails making sure that no trim in this house is loose. Loose trim is the first sign of madness, of this kabuki is sure. The second sign is telling people what the first sign is, but what are you gonna do. Given a large enough air hose kabuki could bring safety to all those in 'loose trim' danger. Why this is not a subject for this years' presidential election is obvious. They do not care about you. Kabuki almost said us, but that is ridiculous. Obama adores him some kabuki. Yes, the prez is a fan. Deal with it. Mitt would be a fan if he possessed the intellect to recognize genius, but we are lucky if he can recognize (and identify) the major food groups. His handlers have managed to keep it out of the press, but Mitt is known to gnaw on just about anything if he is feeling peckish. So many pairs of his wifes' shoes were ruined that now she keeps them in the refrigerator. (the fridge light scares Mitt) Anyway, until kabuki runs out of nails, brads, staples and any other manner of air-compressed fasteners - kabuki will bid you farewell. Next time - will kabuki run the paint sprayer? Damn skippy he will, manicures are for the weak and timid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!