Because you and me could have been a work of art
Now, back to my original reason for this blog. Firsties - my desktop has been revived (JOY). Second - As kabuki was watching the olympics (don't start) kabuki saw a commercial for that new Bourne Compendium movie (might have got the name wrong) Premise is that man cannot remember his past, which apparently included training in everything. (except tact) So when trouble arises - as it do - man can solve problems with knowledge that he did not know he knew. (whatever) Also the government is trying to kill him. (BFD) Like the government is not trying to kill all of us. People - if you do not attend the secret meetings, well kabuki really can't discuss it. Just like the plot of kabuki's favorite 60s summer replacement show "Coronet Blue". Anywho, upon reflection kabuki realises that my very early childhood is a blank. Egads, was the baby kabuki a government agent? A kimono clad baby assasian? Seems unlikely, but let us remember that we may have as our next president a man who tied a dog carrier (avec dog) onto the roof of his car and drove to his vacation. Kabuki is relatively sure the doggie did not enjoy the vacation AT ALL. So back to kabuki, how is kabuki supposed to showcase the new Olympic Mens' Rythmic Gymnastic event? And if you can just picture a ribbon-twirling kimono-wearing split-leap jumping kabuki, well then you know it is time for the Olympics to 'man-up'. Kabuki briefly considered mens syncronized swimming, but these kimonos weigh a ton when wet. And a a shock to most, kabuki will admit that kabuki is best kept dry. Like gunpowder. Draw your own conclusions people, for now kabuki must go and bury his old desktop power supply in the desert. Secrets, secrets, secrets.