kabuki has questions. So many questions. Like - does this sofa make you pee a little?
And what about this chair? Can you keep down the asparagus, or would this seat make you hurl?
Kabuki has a real bug up her butt about danish modern and/or mid-century decor for the interior of the 1965 Chalet Mobile Home being readied to be the next kabuki HQ. While kabuki knows you will never stop in - even though you are most cordially invited - kabuki still feels this decision is too weighty for just one brilliant mind (mine) to decide. Some of you may remember the pirate furniture that won kabuki the coveted 'most hideous furniture' award at INFOMANIAC. The award-winning furniture was subsequently damaged beyond repair when kabuki accidentally threw each and every piece off the second floor landing. A subtle hint to remain on kabuki's good side, which is easy, because kabuki does not have a bad side. The camera loves kabuki - and we are all excited with the prospect of renewing the photographic explorations of beauty and taste we are so well known for. And kabuki is also pleased that we are referring to ourselves as 'we'. Kabuki has gone plural - what could be next - sycophants? Kabuki says 'bring it'.
While kabuki is in an asking mood - what type of foliage would look best in the desert?
Kabuki is most familiar with tropical bonsais and small, ornamental shrubbery. All JohnDoe can say is 'succulents - i have some in pots'. Please remind kabuki to plant JohnDoe in a large pot, and then surround him with succulents. In all fairness, JohnDoe also went on about a 'horsetail plant', which kabuki feels is one of the most unattractive plants found in nature. It looks like it has just been mowed, sort of '12th hole fairway'. Anyway - don't bring one within ten feet of kabuki - or kabuki will bonsai it. And not in the good way. OK, everybody remember your homework, kabuki awaits your vital input. bye-bye