Friday

People of Earth, greetings from kabuki zero

hey babies, whats happening?  kabuki is having a time of it in good old palm springs.  my move and associated expenses (landscaping was at least 20 dollars), have left poor kabuki in a state of withdrawl withdrawl.  that is to say, i can't get no satisfaction (monetary or otherwise) via the bank.  with my birthday LOOMING on the horizon kabuki has decided to beg for the funds required to keep the internet alive ( i haven't paid the blood thirsty bastards at verizon, and they are all pissy about it).  perchance kabuki might even have enough to get a delightful chocolate monster cake from costco.  it is chocolate with chocolate icing and chocolate sprinkles.  it weighs 37 pounds, and is the size of a five year old.  it is kabuki's favoritest birthday cake (to date), but the sucker costs 20 dollars.  Oh kabuki remembers the days it cost 20 dollars just to go to work, but those days are gone (Sob).  kabuki has a fantastic plan to increase funding (think bonsai pot plants), but has yet to put it into action.  so kabuki thought of a one time pleading, begging, and other horribly annoying actions to the beautiful people of the interweb.  can you possibly see your way to clicking on kabuki's donate button.  we shall never speak of it again.  kabuki actually wrote this plea yesterday, and blogger wiped it out.  kabuki does not take hints from the universe very well.  so kabuki is once again forced to rely on the kindness of strangers.  although you don't seem that strange.  my neighbor, now there is a strange bird.  but kabuki does not think she is a reader of blogs.  perhaps not a reader at all.  more like a 'color the placemat while daddy orders' kind of a chick.  but it is not about her today.  friday the thirteenth is a mere 7 days from kabukis 25th birthday.  It was so marvelous kabuki is recreating the event from memory.  unfortunately all kabuki can remember is there was cake.  so kabuki will start there and improvise the rest.  thanking you in advance for your anticipated cooperation is the salutation you so richly deserve.  all my love, all the time kabuki zero - mystery godess of the sublime, in total harmony (or denial) with the universe.  salut

14 comments:

  1. good luck. maybe someone will even step up and pick this little toy from ebay for you. i know i would ifi could, because you look good in black
    1990 Black on Black 944 S2 Cabriolet. Only 56,500 miles. Rare Porsche in excellent condition and always garage kept.

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  2. Ah dear, welcome home ...
    31, 25 ... years vanishing like the mileage of the Porsche ... ach if it was that easy.

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  3. Did someone mention CAKE?

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  4. Mistress MJ needs to know the EXACT day of your birthday.

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  5. Don't make her do the math.

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  6. The Post Apocalyptic Bohemian loves Kabuki & would love to help life be more joyful. What can I do to help? What is the date of the birth of the Kubuki?

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  7. kabuki was born may 20 at 11:54am in alexandria virginia. my love to everyone.

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  8. happy birthday, kabuki!

    please, do have a birthday filled with debauchery and hedonism! and then do tell us about it!

    xo
    K.

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  9. Happy birthday, beautiful!

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  10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Did you know that you have been twinned with Mr Beastie?
    SX

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  11. Happy birthday, Kabuki!

    Try not to let Miss Scarlet's revelation upset you.

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  12. Happy Birthday, kabuki-san.

    I'm sorry for being a bit late.

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