Wednesday

At long last - RECOGNITION - A beacon of taste and glamour

a winning combination of beauty and luxury!
First, I am humbed and horribly troubled.  Why would I allow the huddled masses to peer into my living room.  Because I can, and because I care. First - the dog is not dead - he is sleeping.  He likes to sleep, and he is good at it. Been sleeping for 15 years.  It is what keeps him young.  He is resting in advance of physical exertion.  Like eating, or finding somewhere else to sleep.  Second - I found the lamp somewhere - and I screamed. This is the ugliest lamp ever - it will come in handy.  I had not found the correct shade when the contest was announced, so it went nude.  It doesn't work anyway - some lamp-hater cut off the cord.  I think being non-functional adds to its allure.  Third - if no one has ever brought ugly furniture to your home- well how sad is that?  Call me, maybe we can work something out.  In the mean time - before you throw the first stone, look around, and pick one out that will really fly.   Beccause good neighbors are hard to find, and if I ever visit your house you may rest assured that I shall be leaving an item of indescribable attractiveness tucked away somwhere.  As any really nice guest would.  I have been leaving little mirror balls behind, but now, as a contest winner, I may have to step up my game.  I welcome the challenge, and i fully intend to sleep in my crown.  Just not on that butt-ugly ass furniture.  kisses - the buki

15 comments:

  1. Congratulations, Kabuki! And tell the dog congratulations on making the foto a winning entry!

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  2. Have you ordered your Herculon Barcalounger?

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  3. Sweetie, congratulations. I knew fucking the judges would pay off.

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  4. Sleeping in the crown is fine, but just remember to pull the scepter out of your bum.

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  5. Congratulations, once again!

    I have brought some industrial-strength doilies to sit on so we don't have to come into physical contact with your contest winning suite.
    You know, in case we ruin it or something...

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  6. Congratulations!! I have brought William the duck for a visit... and I have stolen Pete's pimp. Other than this, I will try to be the perfect guest and will make no comment about the unfortunate furniture.
    Sx

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  7. Miss Scarlet, I hope William the Duck harbours no ill will at being runner-up.

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  8. IVD: Have you baked a Victoria sponge cake as well?

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  9. i don't care what Ghandi says - winning still rocks. Much thanks to all comrades, and please don't poot on the furniture. The dog sleeps there y'know. Have a modicum of decency please.

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  10. Congratulations are in order,

    Do feel free to help your self to any number of pieces of old Tat at the palais, I 'll have the House boys deliver any items for Nix...

    Mr De Vice pass me a doily please...

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  11. i think what i love most about this "set" is that i can truly smell it, though there's not a scratch and sniff card within 50 miles of my nose.

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  12. Hmmmm... I think Kabuki has confessed to not really liking this furniture... so in fairness, I SHOULD HAVE WON!!!!!
    I HAVE THE WORST TASTE ON THE BLOG!!!
    Sx

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  13. Congrats again and especially for being such a good sport. Now, what kind of drinky poos would you say "go" with your decor? I'm thinking a Rob Roy?! Cheers!

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