The man who told the World blog is two months old. Huzzah! Doesn't it seem like I have been here for ages? That is the timeless gift of kabuki. Yours free, just pay a small processing fee. WITH YOUR BRAIN!!! Old friends, new friends, a goddess, a nemesis WOW!. 13 followers, I am gobsmacked. I could almost start a cult. I am gonna need more kabuki wigs. Love, Love, Love, I want your Love (Lady Gaga). What does she mean? Todays' pop starts are so confusing. Is kabuki one gyroscope dress and some star trek Borg accessories away from fame as well? Is this why Felix desires my west coast appearance? Can Hollywood bus in enough clown white to keep kabuki resplendent? So many questions. I had a friend for many years who read the Tarot. We had a falling out, but that is another story for another day. When he would read the cards for me - he always said "You are in a state of upheaval. You are going through changes". (Ladies - not the change - please don't make me do the 'helicopter' for you. The men will explain it to you. Ask one now.) I figure I have spent 4 decades of upheaval and change. It is enough to make one upheaval one's lunch. By the way - tarot reading - nice gig - "major arcana, time of change, things are murky". Can you read tarot in a feng-shui'ed room while burning buddist incense and sitting on a mission-style futon? You would think the room would spin. So many paths to choose. What if the misssion-style futon threw my reading off. Suppose the great powers accidentally ended up in Frank Lloyd Wright's home. How do we know that he never wore a kabuki wig? Or a blue velvet catsuit? People - we are making breakthroughs here. Is it possible that I have influenced the past? We know I'm all over the future. The present is murky. HA! Psuedo-spiritual humor. Nobody else is doing it.
Anyways, thanks for playing along. What will the future hold for kabuki? Who the fuck knows? And will kabuki be happy? Who the fuck cares? Why you do, of course. And that makes my whole day brighter. Thanks. A lot. Really.