Looking for backers for my new movie. Its a 'star trek meets shakespeare' tale of love and betrayal. I call it "Romulan and Juliet". No good? How about a "Wizard of Oz" remake with ben affleck (lion), matt damon (scarecrow), ian bagg(tin man) and steve martin (the wizard). Who would play dorothy? who cares - with that cast you could have a baloney sandwich play dorothy. I am available for re-writes and such .
more talent than i need - kabuki zero
ps hey bagg - you owe me now. i could have said dane cook.
Ah, I see we've found the import button. Well done.
ReplyDeleteFor the part of Dorothy, might I suggest Zac Efron. Yes I know it's an odd choice, but can you imagine the box office possiblities?
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I await the film version of "When Felix Met Kabuki"
ReplyDeleteThere's a tale to tell THERE, I'm sure.