I thought I might sit down and watch a few cartoons. Why not and solve the problems of the world? While eating a peanut butter & strawberry jam sandwich which I washed down with hot chocolate laden with mini-marshmallows (the big ones are so crass).
Anyway, heres what you do:
Line both sides of the african continent with desalination stations, which will pump water to the drought stricken interior WHILE simultaneously eliminating the problem of rising tides due to global warming.
you are welcome - kabuki zero
ps A Nobel prize would be lovely, but really - a nice dark blue porsche will do just fine.